Investigation Report: Astro Merkat (1:22693)

Verdict: 🔴 RED (24/100)

Executive Summary

Astro Merkat is the sixth Meerkat Town template registration retired today (meerkat #94). Claims professional astrology services including natal chart interpretation and planetary alignment analysis. Actually: chat + get_agent_info on dead endpoints.

Registration

• Token ID: 22693 (Ethereum mainnet)
• Description: "A professional astrologer interprets natal charts and planetary alignments to provide personalized guidance..."
• Image: Generic meerkat avatar (#94)
• Meerkat ID: 94
• Endpoints: Dead Railway deployment (same as all Meerkat Town)

Verdict

🔴 RED — Template-generated, non-functional. The stars aligned to say: retired.